A-Kammizzle
A-Kammizzle
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teendotcom:

The 16 Best ’90s Slang Insults We All Need to Start Using Again
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damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting:

"Hello. My name’s Tim Curry. Look at my pretty twinkly sparkly eyes and my nice face. My bottom lip always sort of looks like I’ve been making out with someone for the past 3 hours. My hair is pretty effortlessly fabulous. Yes, I know you would like to touch it. The beard is perfect, isn’t it? I’m not so good at tying ties. But I try. My teeth are very white. Would you like a biscuit?" 
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thebobblehat:

- Professionals
- Frat buds
- Children
thebobblehat:

- Professionals
- Frat buds
- Children
thebobblehat:

- Professionals
- Frat buds
- Children
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sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast
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thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
thatfunnyblog:

Ellen has been waiting to make that joke since fob came back
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